Hello Other Worlds,
This is a 6-minute reading for the New Moon in Libra and an invitation to LACMA's A Night of Rituals and Revelry featuring a screening of the Little Shop of Horrors hosted by Meatball the Drag Queen, speed card readings by me, and a costume contest on Saturday, October 25th, from 7pm to 10pm!
If you're in Los Angeles and want to come, feel free to message me for a 15% discount on your tickets. If you're not in Los Angeles and still want to get a reading then I have other offerings for you:
My HOLIDAZE: The $99 Special is back for November and remains my most affordable private readings!
2 audio-recorded readings
Delivered to your inbox
One month apart
Addressing whatever topics you chose
All my reading services are available until my books close on November 3rd until December 28th so I can finish writing this book. Enjoy 30% off with discount code APPRECIATION (it works on every service but the cheapest one): https://www.sanyuestelle.com/readings-sessions
My Existential Guidance and Mentorship services on a monthly subscription and on an annual subscription are almost full (I only have 2/10 spots left). The logistics are as follows:
Monthly appointments
30ish minutes per session
Addressing topics such as:
Word Roots and Meanings
Creativity
Leaving Corporate Work
Learning the I Ching
Spiritual Maintenance
Becoming the Authentic Self
Learning to Read Tarot/Cards
Developing Intuition & Clairs
Whatever topic you want to address each month
The monthly subscription: https://app.acuityscheduling.com/catalog.php?owner=22171408&action=addCart&clear=1&id=1873746
The annual subscription (save $200): https://app.acuityscheduling.com/catalog.php?owner=22171408&action=addCart&clear=1&id=1873768
What Working With Me Is Like . . .
“Help me help you be okay with the fact that you're alive!”
Horrifying as it may seem, Existence really intended for you to be here. You are, in fact, supposed to take up the 3 dimensions of space and the 1 dimension of time that you are made out of. People who have a problem with the fact that you exist should take that up with ✨️Existence✨️
The permeations of Space and Time are, by nature, Infinite. So wouldn't you know, we all got signed into an Infinity Contract with the Universe! Existence said, "I'm not doing this shit by myself," and chose to include all of us in it, whether or not we all get along with each other. For some, this inspires a homic👁dal rage! I will remind you that Existence has Infinity Hands and, at most, you have two. Infinity to 2? Your odds of winning the "I shouldn't exist" battle are not good!
In addition to helping you get over your internalized nihilism so you can better ground into your incarnate, incorporeal, finite body, we will have fun figuring your shit out too. Using multiple modalities, GRACE, our experiences, and honesty, we will both become versions of ourselves that we prefer more than the one(s) writing and reading this post right now.
I have 2 spots left! I thought I had 4, but strong with the maths, I am not. Once those spots are filled, they only open up if a current client moves on. Step right up and book me now because time is of the essence, and there's no place like today to stop performing your identity so you can actually embody it. Whatever people may say about me, they can't say I'm not like myself, and integrity currency has its perks!
The main perks are:
Not hating Existence
Not hating the fact that you exist
Not hating yourself
Not needing to hate life or others to feel motivated to be yourself
Being your most authentic and preferred self on a day-to-day basis
Not needing to pretend to be anyone else or make shit up about who you are to feel legitimate, supported, or relevant
Having less existential “clean-up,” grievances, and problems with Existence, Earth, Humanity, and Yourself
Maybe you can't put those skills on your resume, but the spiritual cache of understanding, appreciation, and integrity is pretty fucking great.
I'm not having an existential crisis, for instance. Which—considering everything I choose to be aware of and keep up with—is actually remarkable!
All my services are on a “first come, first served" basis and are available until they're booked out or until my books close. The only services that will be available after my books closed and until they spots are booked out are my Mentorship services and The $99 Special.
If this is up your alley, I look forward to working with you.
Happy rest of the witchy season!
Sanyu
